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J.D. Salinger goes up to the counter and orders an iced skinny flavored latte. He pays for it, but when the barista tries to give it to him, he instead attempts to engage her in conversation, claiming that he didn’t really want the coffee in the first place. Also, everyone is a phony.

its almost 4 am and im covered in wine and mod podge. i’ll let you draw your own conclusions.


me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’


Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand

to pizza or not to pizza? that is the question.

sent out submissions this morning to like ten lit mags, and got an acceptance from one of the better ones 21 minutes after submitting. that’s gotta be a record, right?