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I thought Parks and Rec was suppose to be a funny mindless comedy but shit I have cried over these stupid characters more times that I like to admit and it’s just like LESLIE YOU ARE SO PASSIONATE PLEASE NEVER CHANGE I WISH THERE WERE MORE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD LIKE YOU AND JERRY I AM SO SORRY PEOPLE TREAT YOU LIKE TRASH AND WATCHING APRIL AND ANDY FALL IN LOVE IS ABSOLUTELY THE GREATEST THING EVER I LOVE IT THEN THERE’S THE FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN ANN AND LESLIE AND HOW RON PRETENDS TO BE AN ASSHOLE BUT DESPITE NOT LIKING THE GOVERNMENT HE’S JUST A BIG GRUMPY PUPPY THAT DOES HIS BEST TO TAKE CARE OF EVERYONE WHAT IS THIS SHOW EVEN DOING TO ME SORRY NOT SORRY.

"He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed."
-from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.”  (via gonzomessiah)
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